Though Michael Scott is the main character and most popular character in the series, I must say that without Dwight, who was Dunder Mifflin’s top salesman and beet farmer, the series wouldn’t be as funny and popular. His unique characteristics have made the series more funny and popular.
Here are our picks of the best 10 quotes from Dwight Schrute. Let’s have a look.
1. Today, smoking is going to save lives.
2. Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.
3. All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.
4. Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule.
5. Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, so actually, Jim is my enemy.
6. Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
7. Listen up kid! I don’t like you. But because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
8. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues have made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
9. I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
10. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
